Extra! Extra! Girl Creates Newspaper Reminiscent Blog

Eva Gross (of the Purcellville Grosses) has a new blog! The lapsing terms of her .mac account led her to this lovely blog spot mostly because she was too lazy and cheap to extend her contract. The blog has also changed topics for those of you who have been keeping up. Instead of making her laugh, whimsical career paths and job fancies has her tearing out large patches of her own hair. So onward and upward.

She does, however, have high hopes that this blog will be every bit as fun and ridiculous as the last one. Probably more so, since the only topic in mind, according to a recent press release, is un-newsworthy news. Hence the newspaper format and the hopefully not too annoying third person writing style.   

Eva was unavailable for comment on her recent foray into the blogosphere but sources close to the blogger herself have said that she would like to welcome the whole wide world to her new blog. Even those who may mistakenly stumble upon it in their endeavors to find the works of German porn star Eva Gross. Our source was clear in the fact that these two are not the same person.

It is also rumored that with this new blog Eva will be getting at the tough issues and asking the hard questions. As the title of her blog suggests, she is going to personally hunt, track, and seek out news that would never find it’s way into the pages of an actual newspaper outside of a Dave Barry article. What kind of news would be featured on those pages used to line your cat’s litter box? We should find that and more in Eva Gross’s much awaited, highly anticipated, and never duplicated new blog.