Criminal mastermind, Julia Gross, was recently indicated in the case of the stolen chili. After an eventful getaway last Thursday, Gross, was thought to be somewhere in Western Canada, however, proved the experts unable to keep her breakneck pace when she showed up in the past of her sister Eva Gross’ life. Eva Gross had been minding her own business, “living my life, until Julia had to go back in time and ruin everything,” said Eva Gross who is finding it hard to let go of the recent tragic events.
Julia Gross, through methods still under investigation, managed to send herself and three henchmen back through time and space. The event to which Julia traveled back in time took place on a Monday evening in early June, more specifically we cannot accurately guess. Arriving that Monday evening in the Gross household, Julia proceeded to gobble up all of the left-over chili to which Eva had been so look forward. Julia slipped away only moments before dinner. We talked to Eva in the present and she told us that she experienced a sudden “unfullness” in her stomach and discovered she was holding a note in Julia’s handwriting. The note simply said “Gotcha.”
As distraught as Eva Gross proved to be, the people of Paris, France suffered an even more devastating blow at Julia’s hand. The authorities also suspect Julia is to blame for the more high profile theft of the Eiffel Tower from it’s illustrious place in Paris and in history. There was world wide panic for a full twenty four hours until the Eiffel Tower was located in rural Australia. “We thought it was a really big bird,” said a local whose house was half crushed by the tower.
Authorities are hot in pursuit of Julia and her cronies. At a press conference, Police Chief “The Chief” reported that “henchmen are turning up so we know we’re on the right trail.
“But where in time is Julia Gross?” A frantic reporter asked, dizzy with fear and panic.
The Chief responded, “Don’t worry. We’re on the case and we’re chasing her through history.”
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