Urgent: Special Announcement: The Month of August Ceases to Exist

     Please be advised that due to budget cutbacks brought about by the economic downturn, the month of August has filed for bankruptcy and will no longer be available to us in month form. With heavy vacation costs, pool expenses, and back to school shopping, August has long been in financial turmoil. However, August was forced to close down for good this week, leaving sunburned vacationers less than two weeks to prepare for the imminent arrival of September more than 40 days too soon. Please plan accordingly. August wishes to express its sincere condolences for any inconvenience and hopes that it can return to the calendar as an official month sometime in the near future.